[Forum game] Corrupt a Wish

Granted but... uh... i really DON'T want to currupt that...

I wish the smiley limit was 500

Granted, but the forum server crashes.

I wish for an incorruptible suit of Beskar'gam to be delivered to my door, in the right size, the right colors, the right weapons, and the right helmet.

Granted but when you opened it, it was pink. And finish had already been applied, so you couldn't paint over it.


I wish I was ruler of the GALAXY!

Granted but a weapon in Mird'ika's beskar'gam destroys it

I wish for all of the above wishes

Granted, but they explode.

I wish I could have unlimited power!!!

Granted but you use it to destroy your own house with you in it

I wish for a Wizard Lizard

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I could be regurgitated...

Granted but you wished you COULD and you never get arond to it

i wish for ultraversial domination

Granted, but a flea leads an uprising and overthrows you.

I wish I could have a Deece...oh, wait, I do!

Granted but since yo already had one it counts as a non-wish and that causes a disterbance in the wish force causing the decee to blow up while your holding it

I wish i had his decee but it was fixed

Granted, but it teleports into my hands.

I wish I could fly!

Granted but you drop your deece while flying and i pick it up. i then blow your head off.

I wish Mird would magicly get a member most likely called "Delta 40" or something

Granted. But I make him an admin and he bans you.

I wish for a better way to advertise the Beskar Network.

((Can you link it to Google and Yahoo?))

Granted, but, well...fierfek, can't corrrupt.


I wish LEGO would make LEGO Mandos from TCW...

Granted but they're all di'kutla pacafists who don't wear armor

I wish they would make them as LEGOs but as a war loving violent warlike culture

((it is linked to google i know))